Students
Woah, had no idea this school existed! Hidden gem, right? Yeah, in the way that a hard-boiled egg will shrink and gleam when left in the back of the fridge for a few weeks. The kind of weird gem you pause to stare at for a few seconds before tossing it in the trash. Not the sort of gem you admit to spending thousands of dollars on.
I should go to this med-school because... You want to retrace the first few chapters of Pynchon's first novel.