Student
What makes this school unique? It is the only university in Virginia that is entirely powered by alternative energy.
Solar power? Sort of...the school found a way to tap into the unhinged despair of nearby Danville residents. Like solar power, the supply is damn near unlimited.
Will I be happy at this school? You will be well fed.
Will choosing this school adequately frustrate my parent's expectations for me? Yes, financially and academically.
Will they bother me? Probably not. It's pretty hard to get into Danville; to prevent innocent drivers from entering the city limits, VDOT has installed protective wormholes on 360 and 29 that transport you to Roanoke and Charlottesville, respectively. As of this writing, over half a million drivers have been whisked from Danville by these wormholes, and not one complaint has been filed.
Parent
Braggable or shameful? Your kid may get in on a full scholarship and receive a world-class education, but it will be at the expense of the sneers of your peers.
Anything noteworthy? While no longer a Baptist School, Averett's fight song remains "Were you There (When They Crucified My Lord)?"
Should my child go to this school? Come on. The school is in Danville and its name practically spells the word AVERT...
